Note: This is a work of pure fiction. Any resemblance to any incidence is purely coincidental.
I'm a 23 year old guy and my life is not anything that I thought it to be. It just seems like I’m travelling in a dark tunnel and have no idea where my life is taking me. And this is how it all started.
I was about 2 years old and I was out in the evening at our community park and I was accompanied with my mum. When these 3 girls (they use to talk amongst themselves like a bunch of sparrows were fighting) came over to us and said to my mum “oh, how cute, what’s her name?”
FML!!
And then the day came when my girlfriend came up to me and complained that she was feeling suffocated by my clinginess and that I should learn to give her space. This was a couple of days after she complained that I wasn’t giving her enough attention.
FML!!
It was time for my end semester examination. Mathematics has never been my subject (I wonder why I decided to become an engineer). And I had a terrible exam. Right after I completed my paper, as I was about to submit my answer book, I did something that I’m not too proud of and I regret it to this day. I swapped my roll number with the person sitting next to me. After about a month when the result came out, I got to know that he passed and I flunked in that subject.
FML!!
One particular night while I was having my dinner, I started thinking about my next facebook status. That’s when I realized that I needed to get a life.
FML!!
This one happened recently. The company I work for stopped using the air-conditioner as they decided to “go green”. It is currently 43 degrees at my desk.
FML!!
And now I think about my life, I realize that I was an honours student throughout school who was expected to go far in life and after a year of completing my graduation in mechanical, I’m working in a small firm in the marketing department handling purchases, working on Saturdays apart from the overtime and all I’m getting paid is nuts.
Seriously man, FML!!
